Lakers 2009-2010 vol.1

Wow, was I wrong in the previous post about Ariza. But anyway, I like the trade. Basketball is entertainment for me, and Artest will be more entertaining to watch than Trevor. So will Staples install security fences to prevent Ronron from rushing the stands? Not much new with the team, other than Lamar getting hitched with some reality star. I've never watched a second of this gold digger's show. Maybe she's loaded now and won't dig. But for them it's probably all about the sticky green. Keep that flowin' and L-boogie will be fine. I noticed the machine has a short 'doo now, so he'll have more time practicing his shot and less combing and primping.

Lakers Report vol. 4

4 as in 4 for Kobe and Fish. Wow, it's over. Phil get's #10, his kids rip-off Spike's Malcolm X hat and a Buss kid almost embarrasses the whole organization. But it's all good. Black Mamba says it's like the end of Chinese water torture, that being all the criticisms about winning without the Diesel.Did Sun Yue get offended? nah, he's keeping quiet cause he's getting a ring, but maybe one of those fingercuffs instead. Wow what great treys by D-Fish, no signs of eye cancer with him. The Machine and Tracy Morgon go AWOL, and don't do shit, but nevertheless, the main 5 (Kobe, D-Fish, Pau, L-Boogie and Ariza) carry the team. Will both Odom and Ariza return? Ariza for sure. OK, time to follow the big blue crew now.

Lakers Report vol.3

Wow, what a speedbump in the form of the Rockets. Fish looked older than the Cookie Monster, and couldn't keep up with li'l Pee Wee Herman (Aaron Brooks), cuz that's what he looked like with that red bowtie. So Fish campaigns for the return of LA football, by leveling some long haired European. (yours truly saw it live) So Farmar returns as his superhero-like listening abilities can hear Phil whisper "go in". The Machine rip-off  had such an amazing series that Sasha should be the Scola-ripoff. I think part of Phil's problem is his rotation should be tightened up. Give Shannon more time and Sash less. Same with Ariza and Luke. Tracy Morgan shows up in game 7 and his smile returns for the first time since he was with that little lovely.  The press says they have Jekyll and Hyde like tendencies, true. but this is the playoffs, where all round 2 teams are the shit and play up a notch. Give the Rockets props, especially with the Great Wall falling.  I never thought they'd go 16-0. Home cooking.

Lakers Report vol.2

46-10, best record in the NBA, not too shabby especially with Tracy Morgan pulling a deja vu. At this point, if you aint the Cavs or Boston, you should just go home and cry. Speaking of crying, The Lakes blast off the Space Cadet/Caveman for Adam Morrison, a guy known more for a bad moustache and crying, (and when I say crying, I mean hissy bawling like a 4 year old little bitch) than draining the rock. That niagra hissy fest he had was against UCLA, hmm...wonder if just the sight of Farmar and Ariza makes him well up. Anyways, I'm cool with the deal, which lightens the load of Jerry's wallet. Lamar is proving me wrong by laying off the ganj and stepping up, so maybe he's worthy of resigning. What else, oh yeah, Mihm's ass indentation in the bench will slowly disappear, as he also was shipped off, but does it make sense to deal a big with Bynum down? Shannon Brown and the Crybaby aren't 7 feet. Oh well, barring injuries, wake me up when the playoffs, check that, finals start.

bloggerflaw

So blogger is pretty cool, but my alter ego wants the comments to show up on the same page as the original post and picture.  That way the jokes sometimes make more sense, ya-know?

Corie Blunt

Yeah, Blunt, how apropos.

Lakers Report

So lets take a look at the Lakers up to this point...Tracy Morgan is back and healthy with his contract extension, Lamar can kick back and toke on the bench, a role that makes sense though his ganja-smokin' friend, jumped ship up north, seems like Ronny hasn't been missed. Guess the Laker girls are takin' up the cheerleading slack. Gasol is playing well despite his eyes being smaller, since he stretched them in an almost closed slant over the summer. The Space Cadet has new amber space goggles, which might help him see Trevor overtake him as a starter. Especially if the former Bruin drops more 3s. The other Bruin is having a big impact, just like his ears. Vujachuck is chuckin' up mostly bricks this year, but he'll contribute. D Fish is cool with not being a top point guard. Bill's son has gotten the drawn the short stick, but at least he doesn't stutter. And Kobe's havin' a lot of fun, almost as much as in a Colorado hotel room. All what leads to a 15-2 start.